side of fries

Is Coleman planning to run out the clock for the next six years?   All this legal dipshittery is exhausting.  I respect a hard fight when the victory is on points.  But come on.  We’re tired and the country’s got shit to do.

This is fun.  I wonder how the Lizard People would handle the economy.

Congress is center-right and I’m 125 pounds.  These two things are only true if we’ve taken a way back machine to the mid 90s.

Michele Bachmann is great for my self-esteem.  She does not appear to understand how recording devices operate.  I’m not talking on a mechanical level, just in a basic if I say something moronic into a microphone that is hooked up to a recording doohickey I can’t later pretend it never happened and call it an urban legend sort of way. I rule.

Yes we can became yes we did.  To quote Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh, “I f-ing love winning man, you know what I’m saying?  It’s like better than losing.”  It sure is.

PS: Vikings beat the Packers today too.  It’s a good week for America.

Bust open the tissue for this one.

If I could sing I would sing today and this is the song I would sing.

Wake up.
Shower (or not).
Eat breakfast.
Brush your teeth.
Ask everyone you see if they’ve voted.
Walk or drive.
Get in line.
Wait.
Wait longer. 
Wait as long as it takes.
Vote.
Ask everyone you see if they’ve voted.
It’s that important.
Let’s do this thing.

Someone once said, “Marriage is a wonderful institution but why would anyone want to live in an institution?” I say, throw open the institution doors and let everyone come on in.  If you haven’t given your last dime to the presidential race, throw some cash their way by midnight tonight.  I just did. Equality shouldn’t be a luxury.

I usually have to read Palin’s quotes twice because her syntax is ridiculously awkward.  From an ABC interview today in which she discusses her 2012 aspirations:

“I think that, if I were to give up and wave a white flag of surrender against some of the political shots that we’ve taken, that would bring this whole & I’m not doing this for naught,” Palin said.

Would anyone like to take a shot at translating this–especially the “bring this whole” part.  I mean really, WTF?