side of fries

moving on
February 20, 2009, 3:35 pm
Filed under: Politics

Is Coleman planning to run out the clock for the next six years?   All this legal dipshittery is exhausting.  I respect a hard fight when the victory is on points.  But come on.  We’re tired and the country’s got shit to do.


senate race remix
November 20, 2008, 9:28 pm
Filed under: Politics

This is fun.  I wonder how the Lizard People would handle the economy.

i love the nineties
November 20, 2008, 9:15 pm
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Congress is center-right and I’m 125 pounds.  These two things are only true if we’ve taken a way back machine to the mid 90s.

one L, two Ns, no brain
November 20, 2008, 8:52 pm
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Michele Bachmann is great for my self-esteem.  She does not appear to understand how recording devices operate.  I’m not talking on a mechanical level, just in a basic if I say something moronic into a microphone that is hooked up to a recording doohickey I can’t later pretend it never happened and call it an urban legend sort of way. I rule.

so happy I forgot to write
November 9, 2008, 8:41 pm
Filed under: Politics

Yes we can became yes we did.  To quote Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh, “I f-ing love winning man, you know what I’m saying?  It’s like better than losing.”  It sure is.

PS: Vikings beat the Packers today too.  It’s a good week for America.

his story and history
November 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
Filed under: Politics

Bust open the tissue for this one.

change is gonna come
November 4, 2008, 4:27 pm
Filed under: Politics

If I could sing I would sing today and this is the song I would sing.