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I wish this was an article from The Onion
June 10, 2011, 1:50 pm
Filed under: religion

But it’s not.  Quoth the crazy person:

They say that I make the contention that gays caused the Holocaust. This is wrong. I have been very clear in my writings and everything I’ve said that the Nazi Party is responsible for the Holocaust.

But how did the Nazi Party come into being? The Nazi Party, ladies and gentlemen, was formed in a gay bar in Munich. And historians agree that Hitler’s earliest enforcers – the Stormtroopers, the Brownshirts – were almost, without exception, homosexuals. So it was homosexual thugs that helped Hitler to form the Nazi Party.

In other words: no homosexual thugs, no homosexual Brownshirts, no homosexual Stormtroopers; NO NAZI PARTY!



with all due respect to a particular sphincter
May 20, 2011, 3:07 pm
Filed under: Minnesota, religion, republicans

… if you invite one to dinner don’t be surprised if it craps on your rug.  That’s what it does.